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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Ding Dong...!! Ding Dong..!! haha...i have found a very interestin mail...when i was clearin my mail...hee...the subject is

Ways To Turn Down Guys...!!! (Cooollll..)

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)

9:31 PM ; smile'

thePROFILE;

i'm a gal who currently 20..
have a very sweet bf right now..
hope we can last long forever... =)

theLOVE;

i like bein pamper..
i like bein love..
i like... UUuuuUU

theHATE;

bein betray..
pinapple..
ppl say me fat..
he dun pamper me..
he dun concern me..

theWISH;

my 21st birthday..
240307..on and on..
taiwan trip...
secret wish... =P

theCHATTERBOX;

theEXITS;

ma0Qi
MiR-EnE
amOs
maRcUs
jUdy
iVy

thePAST;

theMUSIC;